teacher: where's your homework
me: why are you so obsessed with me
the-absolute-funniest-posts: teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. I’ll need your e-mail address. me: teacher: me: teacher: me: teacher: me: teacher: me: email@example.com
theadventuresofpizzajohn: dolphinweekes: psst courtney im hungry get me pizza courtney delicious pizza Feeeeeeeeeed meeeee
child predator: I have candy come in my van
me: no thanks
predator: I have wifi come in my van
mom: let me see your blog.
me: *throws computer out of window*
me: what blog?